Politicians

Just a bunch of politicians
Practicing age old traditions
Telling people what they want to hear
And playing on every fear.

Vote for me if you want prosperity
Vote for me if you want to be free
Vote for me for a chicken in your pot
Vote for me if you want to stay hot.

Selling everyone a brand new deal
But all they do is wheel and deal
Not a thing they won't do and say
Promising a bright new day.

Vote for me if you want to work
Vote for me not that other jerk
Vote for me not the one with a smirk
Vote for me not the one who will irk.

But they're just politicians
Always making peace filled predictions
Really making work for the morticians
Never really changing any conditions.

Vote for me I'll make the peace
Vote for me I'll make the war cease
Vote for me your money will not decrease
Vote for me for promises that increase.

I am just a simple politician
Practicing an age old tradition
Telling you what you want to hear
Playing on your every fear.

Vote for me!